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The Damn Salon Brings City Twists To The White House

In Uncategorized on May 30, 2011 at 4:27 pm
Okay, so perhaps we are not doing Presidents Barack Obama’s hair, nor are we doing the first lady Michelle’s hair…yet, but we are doing the President of the United States of America, land of the free, home of the brave, nation all of nations people’s people hair. Yeah, that’s right.  I know that was a run on sentence but so. City Twists are officially in the White House. And if in disbelieve, please see attached picture. (The picture is 100% real). And as if thats not enough, the handsome, intelligent, well poised, prone to be offered Monica Lewinski favors, articulate, yet highly swagged out president himself said to our client “Damn. Your hair looks extraordinary, Ms. Cooper.” Okay fine. Maybe I edited that quote just a litte, but so what. He was thinking it.

So as modest as we are, and you know we are modest, we would like to take this opportunity  to modestly advise you ladies that you should probably run, as fast you can, in fact…. sprint…. no really…like right now, to the damn salon before we are too big, too important, too surrounded by security, and well… too damn to damn you.
Yes. That was probably another run on sentence but you must not have heard… we ‘re in the white house…. and we’re modest.
So if you think it hard to make an appointment now at our private, invitation only salons, well wait until you must clear security, bribe our bodyguards, pass a background check and go through Monica Lewinky just for a damn City Twists. Ladies immediately Cist and Desist everything you are doing or not doing (becasue you know damn well you shouldn’t be reading this newsletter at work) and get your ### to the damn salon.
WARNING: Alqueada is looking for The Damn Salon. City twists are a distraction to their male soldiers.
Founder & Creative Director

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